Dismantle a head of broccoli and a head of cauliflower, and scatter the pieces of both around on a cookie sheet with a chopped onion. Slop some olive oil on there. Add salt, pepper, paprika, and crushed garlic. Industrial strength rubber band to taste. Roast at as high as your oven will go until you remember to turn it off. Take a super crappy picture of your creation, and leave it on stovetop to be picked at all day.
OMG cholesterol
FML
I know this (these?) will be gross, but I’m still going to try it (them?). The carton rattles!
A criminally lazy lunch. Didn’t even use a fork, futile stabbing and peanut sauce numbies instead. Not pictured: my scoured out ego
Report from Port Townsend, WA: I’m at an exact replica of a 50’s diner drinking a Cherry Phosphate Soda! Liquid phosphate added to make it extra carbonated. Heaven in a glass!
[Editor’s note: Daniele is usually MUCH snarkier than this. Either Washington or this soda is agreeing with her. We’ll have a phosphate party upon her return as a controlled experiment.]
Ahh, sick. What if you actually blended all those ingredients?
me: totally, dude! what are you doing tonight?
KK: hmm gotta go to target get some supplies then unpacking. making tacos!
me: nice! with alex? how’s domestic life?
KK: haha pretty normal. clean. he made me bfast this am! its fun! i stay up till 12 which is huge
me: that’s major. i have not gone to sleep before 2am in 2 months. so fucked. not my style at all. you should buy some of that mexican mayo. it makes tacos way better
KK: yeah im feeling pretty loco with midnight. ooh not even sure what that is
me: one sec
http://saladandcandy.com/post/499485457/still-life-with-a-few-of-my-favorite-things
KK: ooooh thanks!
me: seriously. it’s dope
KK: nice. i get GOOP newsletters, and got one today w a recipe
me: vegan muffins?
KK: tacos!
me: ohhhh!!! yeah right does gwen eat tacos
KK: yeah the whole recipe is gay im gonna improvise
